-I can’t play an instrument for the life of me. All I want to do right now is be able to make a video of myself singing a song for my boyfriend on my uke and I can’t even strum in a down down up up down up pattern for more than 30 seconds.
-I can’t even make my uke sound right.
-I can’t sing.
-I’m fat.
-My face only looks pretty with makeup on.
-I’m not working enough hours at work.
-I get angry so easily.
-I’m a slob.
-I procrastinate EVERYTHING.
-I just can’t stand myself.





